Thing2, driven mad by a miasma of small-chain TacoBell mercaptans and VOCs, a result of heating the ill-advised DoubleBurrito.
Here, once again, Thing2 shows ingenuity by just asking for plain tortillas. Thing1 spent fifteen minutes scraping off beans, rinsing under the sink, and getting cheese out from under the ol' fingernails.
Careful assembly is required for the all-important "presentation" category. The over-all theme is quite visually arresting, almost hypnotic in its old-school, swirly way.
ShaZam! Finished product, and a bitchin' hat. No one would mistake this masterpiece for TacoBell roughage.
As mentioned before, here's Thing1 scraping beans off a tattered tortilla. Thing1 was totally pissed when Thing2 didn't have to do this.
Cutting the "cleaned" tortillas into circles with the large biscuit cutter. It's a good thing there were so many of these, as some of them weren't presentation-quality.
Spoon a small amount of the burrito cytoplasm back into the little rounds, and fold like tortellini. Rinse; repeat; wipe hands on pants.
Bam! Drizzle a little fire sauce, and off to the JUDGE.
Final Scores:
| Category | Thing 1 | Thing 2 |
|---|---|---|
| Brutality | 3 | 2 |
| un-TacoBell-ness | 2 | 4 |
| appearance | 5 | 6 |
| taste | 3 | 2 |
| presentation | 4 | 6 |
| Geoff-ness | 2 | 5 |
| originality | 6 | 3 |
| sexiness | 4 | 4 |
| showmanship | 5 | 6 |
| clarity | 4 | 3 |
| effervescence | 3 | 3 |
| racism | 4 | 4 |
Winner: Thing2
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